Cupid’s Quips and Quirks
1. Love’s Archery
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Why did Cupid shoot an arrow at himself? Because he was looking for love in all the wrong places.
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What do you call a Cupid with three arms? An archer-tect.
2. Love’s Peculiarities
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Why do couples hold hands? Because being hand in hand prevents them from turning their heads and checking out other options.
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Why do lovers always fight over the blanket? Because they both want to show off their superpowers of stealing the covers without waking the other.
3. Love’s Quixotic Quests
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A couple is sitting on a bench, and the man says to the woman, "I wish I could turn back time." The woman responds, "Why?" The man sighs and says, "So I could meet you sooner and waste more time on you."
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Two lovers are walking through a park when they come across a group of children playing. The woman sighs and says, "I wish we could be like them." The man looks at her and replies, "Why? So we could fight over who gets to be the princess?"
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A man and a woman are having a conversation about their relationship. The man says, "I feel like we’re stuck in a rut." The woman replies, "Don’t worry, honey. I’ve got a plan. We’re going to get a divorce and I’m going to marry someone who appreciates me." The man looks at her and says, "That’s not a bad idea. I’ll get the lawyer."
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Love’s Whimsical Antics
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Why did the lovebirds get a divorce? Because they couldn’t stand each other’s tweets.
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What do you call a couple who is always arguing? A duet of divas.
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Love’s Humorous Misadventures
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Why did the couple get married on the 29th of February? Because they only wanted to say "I do" once every four years.
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What do you call a couple who spends their whole lives together? A pair of slippers.
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Why did the lovebirds get lost? Because they followed their hearts instead of their GPS.
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Love’s Lighter Side
Love is a beautiful thing, but it can also be pretty funny. Here are a few jokes to lighten the mood about the ups and downs of love:
What do you call a couple who always argues?
A thesis and antithesis.
What do you call a love that is always on the rocks?
A martini.
What do you call a love that is as sweet as honey?
A bee mine.
What do you call a love that is as hot as fire?
A flame.
What do you call a love that is as strong as steel?
A magnet.
What do you call a love that is as pure as gold?
A treasure.
What do you call a love that is as soft as a pillow?
A dream.
What do you call a love that is as bright as the sun?
A star.
What do you call a love that is as mysterious as the moon?
A night.
What do you call a love that is as eternal as the ocean?
A tide.
| Love | Comparison |
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| Argumentative | Thesis and antithesis |
| Rocky | Martini |
| Sweet | Honey |
| Hot | Flame |
| Strong | Magnet |
| Pure | Gold |
| Soft | Pillow |
| Bright | Sun |
| Mysterious | Moon |
| Eternal | Ocean |
